The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
you justified using the word tranny by comparing it to the n word
i tell you it’s derogatory and you say “well that makes him a tranny because his appearance in that film was if anything, derogatory.”
you think you’re so fucking smart and that you think abstractly but you’re actually just an ignorant asshole
to kill a flappy bird
going to hang this up around my school TBH
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
but the real question is has nemo found himself
no thank you
Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]
Other person: But I hated how-
Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]