Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.


raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

Go for someone who is proud to have you.
Frank Ocean (via fldovr)

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]


things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships

things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean

things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix


"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*


Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she helped first years find their way.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she pursed her lips in just the right way when second years tripped over each other in the halls—and escorted them to the Infirmary besides.



i feel like dating harry would involve a lot of “harry, no” and “don’t eat that you found that on the floor”

#Louis Tomlinson’s daily quotes

Me when I was 12: Wow, I think my crush is really cute I hope they like me back.
Me now: Yes my crush is cute, but do they share the same political views as me?



walk up in the club like “Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister”



that one kink that no one can ever know about ever


u know those friends that youre 110% happy being friends with but also if they ever asked you would definitely date them